THE HUMAN RACE

I am doing my best.
I am following all the rules I was taught at school and home, and a few more besides. I am polite. I am nice. I am clean.
I am educated.

I have grammar. I cannot stand the greengrocers who spell "vegetables" with an apostrophe.

I do not have a mad glint in my eye. I do not have bombs strapped to my body.
I want to work.
Still I am unemployed and write my blog.
I do lots of vacuuming and washing up.
I put myself out for my friends.
What the hell is going on?
Who am I?

I think I will become...

A "Chav"......!!!!!!!!!!!!!