Worlds that encounter Pete Doherty's orbit are destined for doom, it seems.
A man falls to his death in suspicious circumstances. Someone making a documentary about Doherty dies of a drugs overdose. Column inches are dedicated to how this could happen, why has this happened, Doherty the tragic shambling figure, attracting terrible events wherever he turns - it's so disgusting/sad depending how far towards the liberal one leans.
Well, no worries.
I personally think the Grim Reaper is so desperate to add Pete Doherty to his list that he is just swinging his scythe wildly in an attempt to catch the singer in its arc: ""This should be easy..." WHOOSH! "Shit! Missed!" WHOOSH! "Shit, missed again!"
GOD'S VOICE: Kevin, how long is this going to take? I've finished cooking up all the gear...
I thought you said he had a death wish?
I thought you said he had a death wish?
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