So yesterday a pilot actually died whilst physically flying a plane between Holland and New York. He actually died. Now, that is a very serious story. I hope they checked. He may have just been very, very stoned.
Knowing the press these days and their headlong chase for ratings, the pilot may just have had a headache. Nice to know the co-pilot actually earned his money though.
- What on earth did they do with him?
- "Get his foot off the pedal, get his hand off the steering column, we're on our way into the sea..."
- "I don't want to touch him, I've got a thing about dead bodies..."
- "This is your co-pilot speaking. And as we bank and dive at 700 miles an hour, on the left you can see - the reflections of your terrified faces in the water...Soon the stewards will be passing through the cabin with a range of luxury gift items and scratchcards - right, jam him into the trolley, we'll put him into the toilet..."
- BING BONG!!!
- "Stewardess, what did he just say?"
Knowing the press these days and their headlong chase for ratings, the pilot may just have had a headache. Nice to know the co-pilot actually earned his money though.
- What on earth did they do with him?
- "Get his foot off the pedal, get his hand off the steering column, we're on our way into the sea..."
- "I don't want to touch him, I've got a thing about dead bodies..."
- "This is your co-pilot speaking. And as we bank and dive at 700 miles an hour, on the left you can see - the reflections of your terrified faces in the water...Soon the stewards will be passing through the cabin with a range of luxury gift items and scratchcards - right, jam him into the trolley, we'll put him into the toilet..."
- BING BONG!!!
- "Stewardess, what did he just say?"
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