PANDEMIC ALERT

Today, we are officially on a Level 5 pandemic alert. The WHO organisation (run by Doctor Who himself, no less) has advised this. H1N1 is now extremely risky indeed.

All I want to know is: when do I go and buy a gun?

Do I have to wait until there are bodies in the streets? People with H1N1 clawing at my front door? "Let us in...please let us in...We won't sneeze, honest..."