Tuesday, 17 November 2009

I'M A VIEWER, GET MY TELLY OUT OF HEEEEEEEEEEEERE...

What was Katie Price thinking of, really?  I do believe she was blinded by the massive cheque she was promised for airing more of her dirty laundry - this time quite literally.


After years of reality tv shows following her every move, did she really think she could just sit on her *rse and pontificate about the relationship she had with Peter Andre for three weeks and the public would change their opinion of her?  And what does it matter about the publics' opinion anyway?  Katie Price is one of those charmless unfortunates whom people love to hate.  Her demeanour is such that I can imagine people buying her work just to burn it.


"I'm here for closure," she opined to anyone who would listen.  I'm no expert, but there is no such thing as closure.  It is just a buzz word that people use when they do not know what they are talking about.


If there is such a thing as closure, it involves not harping on about the painful times in one's life anymore and turning one's mind to more productive things.  However, Katie Price/Jordan is a commodity.  Katie Price's divorce is all she has to sell right now - that and her relationship with her cage-fighter other half, who is a cross-dresser no less, but "strictly for sexual purposes".  


No doubt there will be a book released for Christmas about her time in the jungle.


Peter Andre is a moron, but he means well and is good with children - this has gone a long way to boosting his public image.  Katie Price's image is that of a flint-hearted woman who sees a £ sign on everything, a black widow that would eat her sexual partner for breakfast.


Three weeks in the jungle will never be enough to scrub that image from her public's collective unconscious.   She may need an incredibly inventive, creative PR agent...



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