MOST ANNOYING PEOPLE 2009

Just been checking out BBC3's review of the year - which contained a nice round up of the tabloid year, particularly if you read The Daily Star.  (You don't actually have to read to be able to digest that spewspaper -  just look at the pictures...)

I had a couple of thoughts.  The programme itself was called "The Most Annoying People of 2009".  Well, now - newsflash!!!! - you are only annoyed by people if you let them annoy you.  It's like picking at a scab.  DON'T DO IT!  Shimple.

Number 2: I only saw the top six.  And frankly they were mentally ill and I will stand up and defend myself in court on that one.  I promise.

Some were not properly mentally ill, just the sort of toddlers that will do ANYTHING to demand attention.  A couple of them "had jobs in the media". I.e. they thought they exploited the media for their own gain (mentioning no Berry Batona or BOREDOM (pronounced "£ordan".  Others were, like Susan Boyle.  And "Jedward".  Hopefully that is such a small noun that no-one will notice.  And not sue me.

DICTIONARY:  "Jedward: a man's  impotent member.

                   CONTEXT: "Oh my God, love, are you all right? Jedward's looking a bit bashful tonight.""

Number one annoying person of  2009 was  Jordan whose career is f*cking up in public  and making money from it:  i.e: having the mental age of a 16 year old who hates her mum and dad with a vengeance.  She could learn a few lessons from working in Tescos - such as: stop drawing attention to yourself and just put those cans on the shelves and then we will pay you...

In short:  if you don't want them to annoy you, don't give them the satisfaction of  looking.  Do yourself a favour and turn the other cheek.  Your ulcers will thank you in the long run.

MERRY CHRISTMAS & A HAPPY NEW YEAR! xx