(Sings)
"If I were not working in a shop
Something else I'd like to be
If I were not working in a shop
A Most Haunted audience member meeeee"
I would love to get chosen to go on a live vigil (pronounced vijewel if you work for Most Haunted). I would smuggle a large jug or something under my massive jumper and coats, lurk in the darkness and then wait for Yvette to "ask out" for the spirits to answer her. Then I would boom into the jug:
"Yvette - this is God. Just leave us all in peace for God's sake...We are dead. We are not deaf..."
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